Friday, June 01, 2007
The Next Generation Of Pets
If I had a bit of spare change sitting around and by that I mean $US22,000, I would order an Ashera cat: the world's rarest and most exotic domestic cat. The result of a blend of the bloodlines of the exotic African Serval and Asian Leopard Cat bred with a domestic cat can be yours for this bargain prize. Delivery takes 9-12 months, but with an extra $US6,000 you can expedite the order and have your new baby shipped within 4-6 months. This cat is on my list for when I'm a millionaire.

Go to Lifestyle Pets to check out this fantastic feline.

They are working on a new dog breed, but they haven't revealed what it looks like. I'll be excited if it looks somewhat wolf like because wolf-dogs are awesome. But since these cats appear to be somewhat of an exotic fashion statement it'll probably end up being a purse-size chihuahua bred with a chinchilla. haha. Come to think of it, that would be kinda cool. A really fluffy chihuahua with a plummed tail. A chinchuahua. I am a creative genius! Someone should put me in charge of pet genetics! It'd be like that crazy South Park episode.

Imagine this ordinary cute chinchilla (hehe, it looks like a ball of fur with a tail!)...

Or this Royal Persian Angora Chinchilla....

Bred with something like Tinkerbell....

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posted by Lauren at 10:32 AM -
2 Comments:
  • At 11:50 PM, Blogger Linda said…

    Lauren, if you had an extra $22,000 to spare I'm sure you would do a lot more with it than acquire an adorable feline. :-)

     
  • At 10:27 AM, Blogger Lauren said…

    Yeah, I'd create an ARMY of regular dogs. I'd walk my dogs and it would be a frightening sight to behold. Neighbourhood pets everywhere would shudder at the thunderous sound of my hellhounds and small children would quake at my mirthful cackling as it echoed out through the streets. To placate me they would bring a number of tasty treats to my home. All this to avoid not being eaten by my dogs. Who secretly wouldn't be nasty dogs. Behind closed doors they would be complete sweethearts, asking for hugs and bellyrubs, taking naps on the porch. Their terror would be an act to provide for their hungry owner. For this is the purpose of dogs: to be hunters and provide their master. Except we have eliminated the hunting by our neighbhourhood act of "shock and awe".

    .... Actually, I would probably just use it to come visit you. lol. But that was a damn fine idea if I do say so myself.

     
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