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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Carmi brought to my knowledge this random generator that gives you the definition for your name. She was bestowed with "excellent story teller". Me? What do I get?

Lauren is an adjective meaning "having the texture of congealed cheese". As I commented in Carmi's blog: I don't know whether to be humiliated or insulted. Is it saying I have cellulite? That I eat too much? I guess it's better than saying "a tub of lard".

So I am going to do a best of 10!

2. [noun] A person who falls into an outhouse and dies
3. [adjective] Fuzzy to the touch
4. Again with the congealed cheese!
5. [noun] An immortal (I like this one!)
6. [noun] A real life muppet
7. [noun] A level-headed person who always makes the wrong decision
8. [adjective] Smells like turnips at all times
9. [noun] A person who is a master of making ravioli (And also this one!)
10. [adjective] Like in nature to a kangaroo

Unfortunately, "having the texture of congealed cheese" wins with 2 counts!

So in summary: I look like an immortal congealed muppet that is fuzzy to the touch and have a permanent stench of cheese and turnips. I would be fantastic at long jump and a master of the pasta. Lastly, I will make some horrible decision that leads me to fall into an outhouse and die!

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posted by Lauren at 5:16 PM -

2 Comments:

At 1:45 AM, Linda said…

Linda: [adjective] Like in nature to a train-riding hobo.

I don't even get that. What is it supposed to mean? It reads oddly and I don't think it even makes sense.
At 9:18 AM, Lauren said…

It means you are a traveling hobo. lol. Kinda like a beatnik dharma bum. Of course you could be one of those crazy train-riding hobos who whisper to their imaginary friend and laugh about godknowswhat. At least you aren't congealed cheese!